LameWorldview

You should probably be working instead of reading this. We have nothing to say that has not been said better by someone else. We have no insight that is deeper than what God has already revealed. We are fools for Christ sake and perfectly comfortable with the fact that it's considered nutty to be a Christian these days. If you find anything of value here consider it the Providence of God.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

That's all folks


Yes, you read that right. The lameworldview train has finally jumped the tracks. A few questions: are we finished blogging and why are we doing this? First, I am putting all my blog stock in our more legitimate outfit known as "Expository Thoughts." I love the fact that lameworldview has been a mixed bag of what Alex Trebek would call in his snobby French tone "potpourri." However, we are flying to greener pastures and if I write anything these days, it needs to have somewhat of an eternal value (alert to postmoderns: please don't "deconstruct" the last sentence just take it for what it is). I love to write, share and enjoy this crazy thing called blogging which I will continue to do (just not here). Second the demands of life are more important than this blog which is also the reason my golf clubs have dust on them. An awesome church to care for, an ever growing family, a doctoral program, and a few other hard to scratch itches means I need to trim the fat in a few areas. So we will continue to blog here and post pics of my crazy family here and maybe one day we will pick up in the old lame way but now is not the season. Thanks for dropping by over the last year and a half. We hope this was one step above Hee-Haw and yet not in the clouds of the blog bourgeois. Take care, see you at "Expository Thoughts."

Now if I could just get Phil to move me from the "entertaining" category to something more "smarter". My dear mother will tell you that being "entertaining" is what got me in trouble back in the day.

Friday, August 04, 2006

A couple of things

Has anyone read Richard Wurmbrand's Tortured for Christ? I'm reading it and it is excellent. I would love to hear from some of you have read it before.

Also, there are very big changes coming to our corner of the blogworld so stay tuned for the next few days. We shall return.

Peace and love

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Note taking


I'm asking the question over here if note taking is a good idea while the sermon is being preached. Come and join the fun.

Friday, July 28, 2006

If you love baseball . . .

then you might like this. If you don't like baseball then go back to your cubicle and do something useful for your boss (like download something). My brother-in-law is one of the field managers for the Boston Redsox. If that's no big deal to you then you too need to stop reading . . . seriously. Now, as I was saying he manicures the most coveted grass in the world (with a close second being Augusta and if you don't know what I mean by "Augusta" then you too should stop reading at this point). He recently was given responsibility for the Bo-sox infield which is just about as cool as it gets and if you don't think so then you're not worthy to look at these pictures of his work below. Enjoy. . . if you can.

P.S. Notice the "Auburn" t-shirt on the infield of Fenway Park (the oldest active park in MLB since 1912). Tears come to my eyes. It's all so beautiful.






Thursday, July 27, 2006

You Fill It Friday

Now's your chance (or "providence" if you're a calvinist) to say what's been on your mind. This room is mostly empty. Please fill it in, via your comments, with something that improves upon emptiness. Write whatever is on your mind (unusual food combination idea, favorite color, math equation, Lost or 24 theory/insight, quote, limerick, blood type, performance art, poem, shout-out, SS#, weather report, tell us if you prefer break danceing or would rather clog, get something off your chest, ask a question, give us a word of the day or a deep thought, etc.). Keep it clean, brief, and at least semi-interesting or you'll be turned over to the "blue-denim jumper mafia." Now let's hear it.


Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Starbucks Use and Church loyalty

I admit that I'm not a Starbucks drinker but a Starbucks user. At any rate, this article pointed out an amazing stat that is nonetheless easy to believe. 80% of Starbucks revenue comes from folks who visit the store an average of 18 times a month. Now let me draw out a conclusion that has been forged in real experience and statistical proof. Not even the American evangelical church can claim such loyalty. It has already been pointed out that Southern Baptists (I picked them because they are the largest of this group and I use to be one) can not account for well over 8 million members of their churches (see here). Other mainline denominations are no better. In fact all the mainline groups (Presbyterian, United Methodists, Episcopalians, etc.) are hemorrhaging members at an astounding pace. So what does this mean?

Some church culture hawks will look at this and say, "That's it! If we start giving away espresso at our church services then people will come" (if you don't believe churches do this see here). Others with a more agnostic frame of mind might say, "See Christians are no better than anyone else, in fact they're less loyal." However, I think something else might explain why Starbucks can keep members and many churches cannot. The problem is not one of marketing. I lived in Los Angeles and can tell you that no church can compete with the world's marketing ability. Churches in my own area run TV commercials and news ads that come off looking silly at best and pandering at worst. To be sure, if your church gives away something that the average person likes then they might be lured for a season. However they will eventually figure out that if it’s coffee you want then Starbucks makes it better (which is the same reason you don’t go to McDonalds for the fish). There is an old business axiom that goes something like this: “what you win them with is what you will keep them with.” So what happens if you attract people to your church with promises like, “let us help get your finances in order” or “feeling depressed…come and let us help you”? Do they stay after they get their checkbook balanced or no longer “feel” depressed? Statistics show they clearly do not.

I think one of the lessons that shrinking church roles teaches us is that churches have been wooing folks with everything under the Sun except the gospel. When the warm fuzzies wear-off they are left holding a cold cup of coffee while listening to a “preacher” give a humanistic motivational speech. The world is very savvy at many things but one thing it is unable to do is be “the pillar and support of the truth” which is the sole role of the church (1 Tim. 3:14). So until some pupliteers wake-up to the reality that the gospel is the power of God unto salvation they will continue to miss the forest for the trees. Now this does not mean that true needs are overlooked in an effort to get someone to pray a prayer (I’m pretty sure that the latter is never mentioned in Scripture). There are extremes on both sides of this needy fence. One says give them a cup of cold water and don’t even dream of mentioning Jesus and the other says give them the coldest water they’ve ever had and make sure the cup has John 3:16 printed in bold on the outside. The first approach leaves Jesus out of the equation altogether and the other makes the cold water look better than having your sins washed away. The call of the gospel means telling others that they have no hope outside of faith in Jesus Christ and that it won’t necessarily make their life “better”. It also means that the church has a responsibility to help those who find it difficult to follow Jesus (i.e. discipleship). Lastly, it should be a reminder that many folks churches consider as “members” are not on the heavenly role that matters. . . they just came to your church for the coffee.

Monday, July 24, 2006

#3 is a girl !

We found out today that our third little blessing is a girl. After two boys this will be like starting over. . . I think I need sensitivity training.